She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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