I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
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