Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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