is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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