Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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