I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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