real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
