I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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