Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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