Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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