yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I just had sex on a roof
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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