Buhtt sex?
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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