Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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