David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
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