I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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