We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
We are all done wearing pants today
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
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