Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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