i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Randomize
