It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
We just shotgunned beers for America
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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