But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
well I can't set my house on fire every night
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
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