I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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