He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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