i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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