Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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