last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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