Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
This girl is more easily done than said...
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I am mentally ready for anal.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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