You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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