You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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