i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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