do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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