Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
false alarm. still invincible.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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