Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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