I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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