im gay
i know
yea but for you.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
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