thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Randomize
