we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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