New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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