It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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