Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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