stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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