She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
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