Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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