At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I just gift wrapped bread.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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