the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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