Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
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