I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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