And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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