complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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