My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
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