operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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