I wish i was in the wii world.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I think people are normalizing furries
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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